My brother is the most adorable thing ever to hit this planet.

I hate not partying with friends, not dressing up and going out.
I hate it so much, and I miss it so bloody much.
I miss it.

So. Much.

Probably seems childish, but I don't care anymore.

Another poem:

Shake and shake,
the ketchup bottle
some will come,
then a lot'll


Thats a personal fav.
Its so simple, yet so deep!
Okay, no its not deep.
But its cute, makes sense and funny, and I like it.

I like writing poems.
Pointless, crappy poems.
I like writing them.

bahnee

I love you
and you say you love me
but we cannot be
a happy family

SO SUCK IT UP BITCH

sometimes
I would love
to hit you
with a kiss
a hug
I would like to
tackle you
and slap your face
because
sometimes
you are
a
douche bag

'We have a lot in common!' Negative

FALSE.

We dont.
Please take your head out of the toilet bowl, just this once.

Please.

You dont have 'time' for reading.
You dont like to write.
You do not have a creative bone in your body.


Um sorry.

Okay, okay, so here is his list:

'We both like:

to eat
harry potter
travel
blog
shop
blog'

Flaws in the argument:

I donot like to shop.
I like to BARGAIN HUNT,
Theres a difference, I think.

Or maybe its just lack of money, but whatever.

Also, you dont live a life with those kinds of 'common interests'.
I'm sorry but you dont.

Uff.
I'm talking like we're getting married.

Which we're not.

FML.

Messed up = me.

in which I become W. Shakespeare

its easy
to love you
its easy
to fight
but when
I want to kiss you
I just say good night


LOL WAS THAT COMPLETE SHIT, OR WAS THAT COMPLEEETTEEE SHYYYTTT.

The latter, if you're British.

So they were talking about marriage today.
Sometimes I feel like a huge, dumb loser.
For not doing anything, and working for anything, and just waiting for it all to come to me.

I dislike kids.
I do.

yeah

fuck
asshole
bitch
i love you
wtf is WRONG with me
wtf wtf wtf

need to sleep

bio fuck
fuck